Fun_People Archive
26 Feb
Hey, Git Yer Red Hots Right Here...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 26 Feb 97 22:01:20 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Hey, Git Yer Red Hots Right Here...

Forwarded-by: Brian Smith <bdws@eskimo.com>
<further forwards deleted>

Two immigrants, on their first day in America, are wandering around seeing
the sights of New York City.  One spots a street vendor selling "Hot Dogs"
and says in a shocked tone, "My God, do they eat dogs in America?"   "I
don't know" says the other, equally appalled.  "Well," says the first,
"we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do."  They approach the
vendor bravely.  "Two, please." The vendor hands them their food in a pair
of paper sacks.  The immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch.
One looks inside his sack and turns to the other, "Uh, which part of the
dog did you get?"

© 1997 Peter Langston