Fun_People Archive
21 Feb
From the side!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 21 Feb 97 14:13:19 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: From the side!

Forwarded-by: chuck@NYC.Thinkbank.COM (Chuck Ocheret)
Forwarded-by: asamson@zenith.att.com

After marrying a much younger woman, a 93 year-old man visited his doctor
and announced they were expecting a baby despite the doctor's previous
reassurances that they would not need to use birth control.

"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor.  An absentminded fellow went
hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella.  Suddenly a tiger
charged toward him.  Pointing his umbrella at the tiger, he shot and killed
the animal on the spot."

"Impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Somebody must have shot from the side!"

"Exactly," replied the doctor.

© 1997 Peter Langston