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20 Feb
OJJOTD - 2/20/97

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 20 Feb 97 19:05:07 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: OJJOTD - 2/20/97

Forwarded-by: "Matthew T. Kleinosky" <mkleinosky@utsph.sph.uth.tmc.edu>


A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped in
traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.  We're not
even moving."

He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and
he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

"O.J. just found out the verdict; he's all depressed.  He's lying down in
the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline
and light himself on fire.  He just doesn't have $33.5 million for the
Goldmans.  I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

The man said, "Oh really?  How much have you collected so far?"

"About three hundred gallons."

© 1997 Peter Langston