Fun_People Archive
30 Jan
Guinness is Good

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 97 00:49:24 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Guinness is Good

[All stereotypes aside, this joke just cracks me up for some reason... -psl]

Forwarded-by: Brian Smith <bdws@eskimo.com>
<forwards sucking suds>

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a pub together.  Each
orders a pint of Guinness.  Just as they are about to enjoy their pints,
three flies land, one in each pint, and get stuck in the thick heads.

The Englishman pushes his beer from him in disgust.

The Irishman fishes the offending fly out of his beer and drinks it as if
nothing had happened.

The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink, holds it out over the beer and
yells "SPIT IT OUT!  SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!"

© 1997 Peter Langston