Fun_People Archive
29 Jan
The Sad State of Banking Today

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 29 Jan 97 15:52:21 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Sad State of Banking Today

Forwarded-by: "Mills, Rea" <ream@gil.net>
Forwarded-by: VirgilTato@aol.com (VirgilTato)

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I
want to open a damn checking account."  To which the astonished woman
replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you.  What did
you say?"  "Listen up, damn it.  I said I want to open a damn checking
account -- right now!"  "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that
kind of language in this bank."  So saying, the teller leaves the window
and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the
problem here?"  "There's no damn problem,"  the man says, "I just won 50
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account
in this damn bank!" "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving
you a hard time?"

© 1997 Peter Langston