Fun_People Archive
24 Jan
Nouveau Burma Shave

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 24 Jan 97 03:54:14 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Nouveau Burma Shave

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The 7 winning entries in a contest for sign sequences
in the Burma-Shave tradition...

First Prize:

	His Problem
	Finally Dawned on Tim
	When his shoes
	Stuck out their tongues
	At him

		ODOR EATERS



And the runners-up:

	To be a King
	Is not so fine
	You cannot make
	A throne
	Recline

		LA-Z-BOY



	Rid the house
	Of all the pests
	We mean
	The bugs
	And not the guests

		RAID



	She's a Sioux
	Her Ma is tioux
	They both
	Are blioux bloods
	Thrioux and thrioux

		HOOKED ON PHONICS



	He bowed his head
	To show
	Respect
	He didn't know
	It would reflect

		ROGAINE



	His sleep - so sound
	The mattress - great
	He woke for work
	Though
	Four days late

		SEALY POSTUREPEDIC



	To be or not to be
	Lots of people wonder
	But if your choice
	Is not to be
	I can put you under

		DR. JACK KEVORKIAN

© 1997 Peter Langston