Fun_People Archive
16 Jan
Animal Hard-luck Stories

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 97 15:46:36 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Animal Hard-luck Stories

Forwarded-by: Brian Smith <bdws@eskimo.com>
Forwarded-by: Karen Downing <karend@microsoft.com>

A cat, a rabbit, and a bug are talking about how badly humans treat them:

"They use cat gut to make music," meows the kitty nervously.

"They cut off our feet for good-luck charms," twitches the bunny.

"I guess we don't have it so bad after all," says the bug. "They just stuff
us into boxes in Redmond."

© 1997 Peter Langston