Fun_People Archive
14 Jan
If I'm gonna *be* impotent, I'm gonna *look* impotent.

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 97 19:14:54 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: If I'm gonna *be* impotent, I'm gonna *look* impotent.

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Keith Sullivan <KSullivan@worldnet.att.net>

    The wife in an older couple is distraught because her husband's um ...
little sailor doesn't salute anymore.  She goes to her doctor and explains
the situation.  The doctor thinks for a bit and says, "I wouldn't usually
prescribe this, but since your husband won't live that much longer anyway...
Here's a prescription.  Give him three drops in a glass of milk before he
goes to bed."  The wife leaves, thanking the doctor profusely.
    Two weeks later, the woman shows up at the doctor's office and he asks
her how it went.  The lady blushes and says, "Well, I squirted thirty drops
in his milk by accident, and ummmm, well, ... now we need an antidote so we
can close the coffin."

© 1997 Peter Langston