Fun_People Archive
14 Jan
FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL . . .

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 97 17:03:05 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL . . .

From: http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery_2.html


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Dr. Jonas Zizlesse, M.D., P.A., F.A.C.S.

Dr. Jonas Zizlesse has pioneered the newest and best advance in cosmetic
surgery since the introduction of the nose. He calls it Nipple Addition
Surgery.

How can Nipple Addition Surgery work for you?

About six years ago, Dr. Zizlesse made an astounding discovery while
researching female breast reconstruction:

FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL YOU PUT A NIPPLE ON IT!

That's right! The female breast, so beloved of men, is really nothing but
a bag of fat! Yes, the same stuff women work so hard to keep off of their
thighs and behinds is what makes up the most attractive part of their
anatomy!

But what makes these bags of fat different from those that women, say,
squeeze into their jeans?

Breasts are fat with NIPPLES!

Yes, what you are reading is true! The only difference between fat thighs
and fat breasts is that breasts have nipples!

And Dr. Zizlesse has perfected his Nipple Addition Surgery just to remedy
this problem. Why waste all of that time working out, or put all of that
effort into dieting, when you can simply have Dr. Zizlesse construct a
nipple or two on your problem areas -- thus improving your attractiveness
ten, twenty, even a hundred times!

	But don't believe us! See for _yourself!_ [LINK]

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