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9 Jan
Sex and Death - A touching story

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu,  9 Jan 97 18:09:38 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Sex and Death - A touching story

Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.sims.berkeley.edu>
Forwarded-by: jmichael@sas.upenn.edu
Forwarded-by: SMichael@symantec.com (Shannon Michael)

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when
the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at
any time.  She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, EVER have sex again
- the strain would be too much.

The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules.  Both get really horny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs on
the couch to guard against temptation.

This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs - she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.

"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering.
 "I was about to commit suicide."

"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!"

© 1997 Peter Langston