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8 Jan
Fun in the Law Firm...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  8 Jan 97 20:12:31 -0800
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Subject: Fun in the Law Firm...

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A stenographer was leaving the law offices of White, White, & Fitch one
Friday evening when she encountered Mr. Fitch standing in front of a
shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

"Listen," said Fitch, "this is important, and my secretary has already left.
Can you make this thing work?

"Certainly," said the stenographer.  She turned the machine on, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said Fitch as his paper disappeared inside the
machine.  "I just need one copy."

© 1997 Peter Langston