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The Comedian's Eye View of 1/7/97

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  7 Jan 97 04:06:16 -0800
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Subject: The Comedian's Eye View of 1/7/97

Excerpted-from: 01/07/97 -- ShopTalk

                       Tuesday January 7, 1997

     "I wish there was a knob on TV so you could turn up the
      intelligence.  They have one marked brightness, but it doesn't
      work, does it?"
                                  Comedian Gallagher

                               &&&&&&&&&&

Let the boys have Boise: A report in American Health magazine names
Madison, Wis., as the nation's most female-friendly city:

"Why? Doesn't it have Army bases?" (Cutler Daily Scoop)

"Reasons include great job opportunities, good schools and no Charlie
Sheen." (Premiere Morning Sickness)

"Back in 1994, Madison declared itself an 'OJ free zone.'" (Cutler)

In the news: The Clintons enjoyed a vacation in the Virgin Islands.
Says Alex Pearlstein, "The president had a great, relaxing time but he's
still wondering where in the heck those darn virgins are."

A newsletter for health care professionals says one third of
psychotherapists are working second jobs to make ends meet.  Says Johnny
Robish, "It's getting harder and harder to keep a family in Prozac these
days."
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