Fun_People Archive
14 Dec
Humor from the Gastroenterologist'S Office

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 96 19:30:54 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Humor from the Gastroenterologist'S Office

[Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to figure out what the  
title has to do with the story...  -psl]

Forwarded-by: Andrew Lippman <lip@mit.edu>

Mayor Blum has a very fat wife and one day she gets stuck on the toilet.
He tries to pull her off, but she falls back and gets stuck even worse.
Try as he might, he just can't get her loose.  Finally he decides to call
the fire department.

But the problem is, she's bashful.  So he grabs the nearest thing to hand,
a yarmulke, and puts it in place to preserve her modesty before the fire
deparment arrives.

Well, they come, and he nervously awaits their news downstairs.  After a
few minutes work, the chief comes down and tells him the news:  "Looks like
we can save your wife, but the rabbi is a goner."

© 1996 Peter Langston