Fun_People Archive
14 Dec
Top Ten Santa Pickup Lines

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 96 12:58:42 -0800
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Subject: Top Ten Santa Pickup Lines

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TOP TEN SANTA PICKUP LINES
	-- by Bucky Letterman himself

10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly.

 9. "I put the 'screw' in 'Scrooge'."

 8. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."

 7. "One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer."

 6. "Buy you a Zima?"

 5. "Yes, that IS a candy cane in my pocket, AND I'm glad to see you."

 4. "Uh-yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."

 3. "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"

 2. "Giddy-up over here and say "Howdy" to your fat, bearded cowboy of love."

 1. "I've got an elf in my pants."

© 1996 Peter Langston