Fun_People Archive
11 Dec
Golf Again

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 11 Dec 96 21:41:18 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Golf Again

Forwarded-by: "Cochell, Jim" <jim_cochell@penmetrics.com>

Andy and Pete were having an awfully slow round of golf, because the two
attractive ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap,
lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on
through, which is proper golf etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, Andy said:  "I think I'll walk
up there and ask those gals to let us play through."

He walked up the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around,
and came back, explaining: "I can't do it.  One of those women is my wife
and the other is my mistress.  Maybe you'd better go talk to them."

So Pete took off toward the ladies, got halfway there and, just as Andy had  
done, stopped, turned around, and walked back.  In reply to Andy's quizzical  
look he said only: "Small world."

© 1996 Peter Langston