Fun_People Archive
11 Dec
Another Desert Island

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 11 Dec 96 20:20:19 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Another Desert Island

Forwarded-by: Baklava au Porc <jgagnon@refer.qc.ca>
Forwarded-by: Philippe Reid <lmcphre@LMC.Ericsson.SE>
Forwarded-by: lmcgele

This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.  One day,
he sees a speck on the horizon.  Even at this distance he can tell it's not
a ship.  The speck gets a little closer and he can see it's not a boat.
The speck gets even closer and he knows it's not even a raft.  Finally, out
of the surf comes a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She walks right up to the guy and says, "Stranded eh?  How long has it been
since you've had a cigarette?"  "Ten years!" he says.  She reaches over and
unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of
cigarettes.  He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh
man! Is that good!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on
her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and gives it to him.  He takes a long
swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

She starts unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet
suit and asks, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
The man replies, "My God!  Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"

© 1996 Peter Langston