Fun_People Archive
6 Dec
Slap shot

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri,  6 Dec 96 01:05:48 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Slap shot

Forwarded-by: Jef Jaisun <eljefe@halcyon.com>
Forwarded-by: Captain <captain@iquest.net>

Joe was working in a produce department.

One day Joe (the assistant manager of the produce department) had just said
to his boss "Some asshole wants a half head of lettuce," when he turned
around and saw the customer standing right there.  Being a smart lad, Joe
continued "...but fortunately this gentleman will take the other half."

His boss was impressed with Joe's quick wit.  He said, "We could use a man
of your style in our Sudbury branch, how would you like to work there?" Joe
recoiled in horror, "Only whores and hockey players come from Sudbury!" His
boss stated, "My wife comes from Sudbury!"  Not missing a beat, Joe asked
"Oh?  What team did she play for?"

© 1996 Peter Langston