Fun_People Archive
3 Dec
Ten things that sound dirty at Thanskgiving, but aren't.

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  3 Dec 96 15:38:23 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Ten things that sound dirty at Thanskgiving, but aren't.

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 1) Reach in and grab the giblets.
 2) Whew, that's one terrific spread!
 3) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
 4) Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
 5) Talk about a huge breast!
 6) "... and he forced his way into the end zone..."
 7) She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
 8) It's Cool Whip time!!!!
 9) If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!
10) It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

© 1996 Peter Langston