Fun_People Archive
20 Nov
Ah-choo!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 96 15:54:41 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Ah-choo!

Forwarded-by: "Jack D. Doyle" <doylej@peak.org>
Forwarded-by: Guenther Stotzky <stotzky@is2.nyu.edu>
Forwarded-by: David Pramer <PRAMER@ORSP.Rutgers.edu>

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class.  The man
sneezes, pulls out his wang, and wipes the tip off.  The woman can't believe
what she just saw and decides she must be hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again.  Once again, he pulls out his
wang and wipes the tip off.  The woman is about to go nuts.  She can't
believe that such a rude person exists.  A few minutes pass.  The man
sneezes yet again.  He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.  The woman
has finally had enough.  She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've
sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe
it off!  What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am.  I have a very
rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The mollified woman says, "Oh, how strange.  What are you taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."			

© 1996 Peter Langston