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5 Nov
Instant Diagnosis

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  5 Nov 96 21:47:17 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Instant Diagnosis

Forwarded-by: George Osner <gosner@ainet.com>
Forwarded-by: Mike_Perry@DGE.ceo.dg.com

A man goes to the Doctor's office.  He has celery up his nose, a carrot in
his left ear, and a banana in his right ear.  "What's the matter with me?"
he asks.  "You're not eating properly," replies the Doctor.

© 1996 Peter Langston