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5 Nov
Election Wrap-up - Fake Ross Perot Sayings

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  5 Nov 96 21:05:44 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Election Wrap-up - Fake Ross Perot Sayings

Forwarded-by: Dan Tenenbaum <dante@halcyon.com>

<forwards withdrew from election after vague threats>

Don't go puttin' a hat on a hamster!

You're drippin' out of both ends of your taco!

"A monkey is better than a mule any day!"

All of this deficit talk makes me feel like i've been whistling in my
jello.

"Now, now that's just an enema wrapped in a mystery, see?"

Now i could twist my head off, see, but i'm not going to do that.

"I'm going to put on a tutu, jump like a crazy old aunt, and dance
around the problem!"

Now I know ya guys ain't gonna believe me, but Ellen Craswell is
stalking my daughter.

© 1996 Peter Langston