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1 Nov
Alien E-mail

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri,  1 Nov 96 14:21:44 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Alien E-mail

Forwarded-by: jpb@reed.edu (Joe Buhler)
Forwarded-by: RusWhitney@aol.com
Forwarded-by: moana@xsw.com (Charles Vollum)
Forwarded-by: "Betty Carlisle" <SPDOCTOR@cyprus.spole.gov>

NASA scientists have decoded the first message from an alien civilization.
Despite being under close military guard, this paragraph has been leaked...

> SIMPLY SEND 6 TIMES 10 TO THE 50 ATOMS OF HYDROGEN TO THE STAR
> SYSTEM AT THE TOP OF THE LIST, CROSS OFF THAT STAR SYSTEM, THEN PUT
> YOUR STAR SYSTEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AND SEND IT TO 100 OTHER
> STAR SYSTEMS. WITHIN ONE TENTH OF A GALACTIC ROTATION YOU WILL
> RECEIVE ENOUGH HYDROGEN TO POWER YOUR CIVILIZATION UNTIL ENTROPY
> REACHES ITS MAXIMUM!
>
> IT REALLY WORKS!
>
> *********************************************************************
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