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1 Nov
A Cure for Too Many Children?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri,  1 Nov 96 14:12:56 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: A Cure for Too Many Children?

Forwarded-by: Ian Pengelly <Ian_Pengelly@fc.ausom.net.au>

He complained to the urologist that he had fathered "too many children".

The good Doctor asked him to return next week so he could make him
"impotent".

The week following, he showed up in a tuxedo. The good Doctor asked,
"Why the tuxedo?"

He said, "If you're going to make me impotent, I'm going to look
impotent!"

© 1996 Peter Langston