Fun_People Archive
31 Oct
Happy Halloween!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 31 Oct 96 13:04:00 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Happy Halloween!

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Forwarded-by: Janice Odell <janice_odell@opcode.com>


A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all
the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until
finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of
trees.  Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled
around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.  "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats
all screamed in a frenzy. "Good," said the first bat, "Because I sure didn't!"

© 1996 Peter Langston