Fun_People Archive
30 Oct
Halloween Party Adventure...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 96 01:09:59 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Halloween Party Adventure...

[I always HATE when this happens...  -psl]

Forwarded-by: "R. Dunbar Poor" <r@pia.media.mit.edu>
Forwarded_by: Jim Holmlund <jjh@jurassic.Eng.Sun.COM>

	Halloween Party

    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.  He, being
a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
    The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain,
and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her
husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some
fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there.  His wife sidled up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted
his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
    She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.  Just before unmasking
at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
    She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time
he had had.  He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
    He replied, "No, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to, HE
sure had a real good time!"

© 1996 Peter Langston