Fun_People Archive
30 Oct
Energizer Bunny Death Notice

Content-Type: text/plain
Mime-Version: 1.0 (NeXT Mail 3.3 v118.2)
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 96 00:59:39 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Energizer Bunny Death Notice

Forwarded-by: Brad Roter <broter@u.washington.edu>
Forwarded-by: HBLIEB@ccmail.monsanto.com
Forwarded-by: Jonathon Eros@berkeley.edu

	AP - August 22, 1996 - The Energizer Bunny (best
	known for "going and going and going...") passed
	away yesterday evening at 12:42am.  Upon completion
	of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical
	examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute
	cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
	Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards
	and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
	Foul play has not been ruled out.

© 1996 Peter Langston