Fun_People Archive
24 Oct
The Doctor & Ms. Smith

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 24 Oct 96 10:27:04 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Doctor & Ms. Smith

Forwarded-by: Jef Jaisun <eljefe@halcyon.com>
Forwarded-by: Captain <captain@iquest.net>

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing
problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor, but they're soundless, and they have
no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty
times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Ms. Smith. Take these pills
three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." Next
week an upset Ms. Smith marched into the doctor's office.  "Doctor, I don't
know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as
much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Ms. Smith," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed
your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."

© 1996 Peter Langston