Fun_People Archive
24 Oct
End of the world

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 24 Oct 96 10:13:57 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: End of the world

Forwarded-by: Ninafel@aol.com
Forwarded-by: hall@bss.ENET.dec.com (Euripides pants, Eumenides pants

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    ****    When the end of the world arrives,    ****
    ****    how will the media report it?         ****
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    USA Today:
    WE'RE DEAD

    The Wall Street Journal:
    DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

    National Enquirer:
    O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

    Playboy:
    GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft Systems Journal:
    APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

    Victoria's Secret Catalog:
    OUR FINAL SALE

    Sports Illustrated:
    GAME OVER

    Wired:
    THE LAST NEW THING

    Rolling Stone:
    THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

    Readers Digest:
    'BYE

    Discover Magazine:
    HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
    AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

    TV Guide:
    DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

    Lady's Home Journal:
    LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

    America Online:
    SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.  TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

    Inc. magazine:
    TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

    Microsoft's Web Site:
    IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE
    PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

    Sun:
    ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!

© 1996 Peter Langston