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The Comedian's Eye View from 10-24-96

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 24 Oct 96 00:40:59 -0700
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Subject: The Comedian's Eye View from 10-24-96

Excerpted-from: 10-24-96- ShopTalk

                    Thursday October 24, 1996

	Jokes today provided by comedy writer Alan Ray

WORLD SERIES
The World Series continues.  Historically, the Yankees have a starter who
goes 5 innings, a middle reliever who goes 3, and a closer who ends the
game.  But enough about their managers.

MALIBU BURNS
Fires have ravaged Malibu, California.  Residents got some mixed news.  The
local Red Cross has set up temporary dining facilities.  But after 7pm, you
must have reservations.

OJ OPENS
The O.J. Simpson civil case has begun.  Another trial has got to be painful
for the defendant.  After all, he has suffered the loss of valuable tee
times.

BILL BUMPS
Bill Clinton is stumping in Florida.  He got to witness his favorite
domestic program in person.  Women's beach volleyball.

BOB BOBS
Bob Dole is stumping in the Midwest.  The candidate believes it's morning
in America.  Unfortunately, he's toast.

MANNERS MOD
A survey shows many businesses are teaching their employees proper
etiquette. Company execs always ask the same question.  When downsizing, is
it appropriate to wear brown or blue?

© 1996 Peter Langston