Fun_People Archive
23 Oct
Airplane Security for Vultures

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 96 18:10:28 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Airplane Security for Vultures

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: "Steve Fraser" <stevef@healthcare.com>
Forwarded-by: Alan Ritter jar@colossus.storz.com

A couple of vultures arrive at the airport to take a plane.  They put their
bags on the X-ray conveyor and pass without incident through the metal
detector, and wait patiently for their bags.

Then the security guard says sternly, "Hey, you can't bring that dead
armadillo on the plane!"

"Oh?" one replied. "Aren't we each allowed one piece of carrion?"

© 1996 Peter Langston