Fun_People Archive
13 Oct
The workout

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 96 22:57:27 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The workout

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 A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound
 coming from his parents bedroom.  Finally, one morning he goes to his mom
 and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when
 I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him."  His mom is taken by
 surprise and says. " Oh... well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's
 fat and that makes him thin again."

 And the boy says, "That won't work."  His mom asks, "Why?"  The boy replies,
 "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows
 him back up!"

© 1996 Peter Langston