Fun_People Archive
10 Oct
Bad JOTD! Bad, bad, bad! JOTD

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 10 Oct 96 16:35:15 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Bad JOTD!  Bad, bad, bad! JOTD

[Bad joke!  Tsk, tsk, tsk!  You ought to be ashamed...  -psl]

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were
getting a little testy.  One morning, the first friend says, "You know we're
starting to get on each other's nerves!  Why don't we split up today?  I'll
hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the
day.  Then tonight, we'll have dinner here and share our experiences over
the campfire."  The second friend agrees and hikes south.  The first man
hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story.  "I hiked into a
beautiful valley.  I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch.  Then
I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake.  As I sat out and dried off in the
sun, I watched deer come and drink from the stream.  The wildflowers were
filled with butterflies and hawks floated overhead all day."

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad
tracks.  I was following them when I came across a beautiful, sexy young
woman tied to the tracks!  I cut the ropes off and we had sex every way I've
ever imagined, all afternoon.  Finally, when I was so tired I could barely
move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!" the first guy says, "did you get a blow job?"  "Well, no," replies
his buddy. "I couldn't find her head."

© 1996 Peter Langston