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8 Oct
Bible fun (it's those darned kids again...)

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  8 Oct 96 19:24:22 -0700
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Subject: Bible fun (it's those darned kids again...)

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  Answers given by students to test questions on the Bible.

The first book of the Bible is Guinessis, in which Adam and Eve were created
from an apple.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

Samson played the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.

Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.

Moses went to the top of Mt.Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.

The seventh commandment is: Thou shalt not admit adultery.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew.

Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Harrod's.

Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

A Christian should have only one wife.  This is called monotony.

The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals.

© 1996 Peter Langston