Fun_People Archive
25 Sep
The Lunch Menu Man!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 96 09:41:51 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Lunch Menu Man!

Forwarded-by: John Underkoffler <jh@pia.media.mit.edu>
Frowarded-from: silent-tristero

If you need a humor break, call the following number:  (704) 377-4444.
When the recording comes on, hit extension 1955. Then listen. The voice
you'll hear belongs to a guy who reads the school lunch menu for kids
in Charlotte, North Carolina, and he is completely out of his gourd.  A
true blue loon.  But be patient. For the first minute or so, he sounds
relatively normal.  Then, all of a sudden, he starts reading the items
on the school menu--French fries, green beans, hot dogs--and the effect
is deeply disturbing. So disturbing that the guy is becoming a cult
figure in New York media circles.

[And you get t-shirt ordering info if you dial extension 1952!]

© 1996 Peter Langston