Fun_People Archive
18 Sep
The trick is to count their legs and divide by four...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 18 Sep 96 09:19:43 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The trick is to count their legs and divide by four...

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>


Once there was a typical blond (long blond hair, blue eyes, etc.) who was
sick of all the blond jokes.  One day, she decided to get a make over, so
she cut and dyed her hair.  Later, while driving down a country road she
came across a flock of sheep.  She stopped and walked over to the shepherd.

"A nice flock of sheep," she said.  "I have a proposition for you.  If I
can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," replied the shepherd.  The blonde narrowed her eyes and looked at
the flock, and after a second said "382."  "Wow!" said the shepherd.  "You
sure know your sheep!  Go ahead and pick one out!"  Well, she was leading
her choice to the car when the shepherd stopped her.  "I have a proposition
for you," he said.  "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have
my dog back?"

© 1996 Peter Langston