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Harper's Index - June, 1996
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 17 Sep 96 08:22:30 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Harper's Index - June, 1996
Amount the Pentagon will spend this year to equip Andrews Air Force Base
with a third golf course : $5,100,000
Number of La-Z-Boy recliners delivered to the CIA in January : 50
Rank of Italy among the countries most often visited in a professional
capacity by House members last year : 1
Portion of her staff Michigan representative Barbara Collins fired last
December for refusing to take a lie-detector test : 3/8
Chances an American corporate executive admits to spying on employees'
e-mail : 1 in 3
Number of Baltimore city blocks under 24-hour video surveillance by local
police : 16
Chances a Californian lives or works in a prison : 1 in 200
Percentage change since 1965 in federal spending on infrastructure : - 42
Percentage of all Shell oil spills between 1982 and 1992 that took place in
Nigeria : 37
Rank of Africa among the continents of origin of the most highly educated
immigrants to the U.S. last year : 1
Rank of Asia among continents with the highest number of newly diagnosed HIV
carriers : 1
Average number of dog bites sustained by Americans each day : 12,877
Average daily amount U.S. insurers pay to cover them : $2,739,726
Average amount by which the use of seat belts decreases an auto-accident
victim's hospital bills : $5,000
Number of contestants in the Championship Race for Riding Lawn Mowers, held
in Rockford, Illinois, last June : 50
Price of Forecast for Victory, a Weather Channel video exploring weather's
"intriguing role" in World War II : $19.95
Percentage of Americans who believe that "most of us buy and consume far
more than we need" : 82
Change since 1970 in tons of clothing and footwear disposed of each year in
U.S. landfills or incinerators : +293,000,000
Percentage of the U.S. retail price of a pair of Pocahontas pajamas that is
paid to the Haitian who sewed them : 0.06
Chances a U.S. Econo-Lodge franchise is owned by an Indian-American : 1 in 2
Average number of Americans who emigrate each day : 608
Average number of Americans killed each year by private citizens using guns
in self-defense : 350
Average number who use guns each year to commit suicide : 20,000
Percentage change since 1994 in U.S. sales of genetically engineered lab
mice : +400
Estimated chances that an American boy between the ages of 5 and 14 is on
Ritalin : 1 in 20
Average amount Americans spend on legal drugs per second : $2,000
Annual donation to the Salesian Sisters of St. John Bosco that will reserve
a place in one of their nun's daily prayers : $100
Number of black southern churches attacked by arsonists in the last 24 months : 25
Percentage of racial epithets published in the New York Times last year that
consisted of the word "nigger" : 57
Percentage in 1985 : 30
Number of last year's newsweekly magazine covers featuring women who are not
princesses, murderers, or models : 0
Number of U.S. news stories published since 1991 containing the words
"princess" and "colonic irrigation" : 162
Number of cows in Britain for every unexploded land mine in Cambodia : 1.3
Number of pounds John Candy's Canadian Bacon body double has lost in the two
years since Candy's death : 243
Ratio of the number of biographies of Quentin Tarantino to the number of
films he has directed : 3:2.25
Chances an American who voted for Ross Perot in 1992 can no longer recall
having done so : 1 in 2
Votes cast last February in the Tennessee State Senate against a bill urging
businesses to post the Ten Commandments : 1
Change since 1994 in the number of Americans contributing at least $15 to
the Christian Coalition : -43,407
Rank of "You'll Never Walk Alone" among Bob Dole's favorite songs : 1
© 1996 Peter Langston