Fun_People Archive
10 Sep
Spamericks

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 10 Sep 96 15:32:57 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Spamericks

Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.sims.berkeley.edu>
From: webster@cyberspy.com (Kathi Webster)


Are you a young businessman today
Who wants to save in a big way?
  Check out this website
  Today or tonight
And your phone costs will wither away.
	- mccord@mail.telepac.pt

When I'm given an obvious SPAM
Without even a mention of "ma'am"
  Tis not only rude
  But females you exclude.
The best thing that rhymes here is "cram".
	- webster@cyberspy.com (Kathi Webster)

I do not mean to be crude
Or even to try and be lewd
  But when dealing with SPAM
  All I can say is Damn
Both females and males get screwed.
	- Asterix [?]

A spam is just marketing crap
So purposefully tossed in our lap
  Inappropriately posted
  So authors are roasted
Yet rarely come back for the trap.

Off-topic, inane and obscene
Of intellect seriously lean
  A spam is bad meat
  The sender we beat
They leech on the Internet scene.
	- webster@cyberspy.com (Kathi Webster)


Ode to $GET RICH QUICK$
=======================

When I see all your crap, I say, "Dammit!"
You write all this stuff and then spam it.
  So be a time-saver
  And do us a favor,
Just take all you garbage and cram it!
	- ejones@hooked.net (Earle D. Jones)

© 1996 Peter Langston