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9 Sep
Dogbert on Alien Abduction

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  9 Sep 96 11:50:31 -0700
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Subject: Dogbert on Alien Abduction

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
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ALIEN ABDUCTION

Dogbert:  "Have you ever had a strange dream or a nosebleed?"

Dilbert:  "Yes."

Dogbert:  "It's clear that you're suppressing memories of being abducted by
          aliens.  I can use hypnosis to get at those memories."

Dilbert:  "What if the hypnosis itself makes me think it happened when it
          didn't?  I'll be scorned and ridiculed for life."

Dogbert:  "That's a risk I'm willing to take."

- Scott Adams

© 1996 Peter Langston