Fun_People Archive
9 Sep
Tell the truth! ... Tell a lie! ... Truth!...Lie!...Truth!...Lie!...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  9 Sep 96 11:40:28 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Tell the truth! ... Tell a lie! ... Truth!...Lie!...Truth!...Lie!...

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
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    Pinochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating
their passions. "Every time we make love", she said, "I get splinters!"  So
Pinochio went back to his maker, Gipetto, to ask for help.  "Sandpaper, my
boy, that's what you need!" was the carpenter's advice.
     A couple of weeks later Gipetto met Pinochio, "How are you getting on
with the girls now?" he asked.  "Girls?  Who needs girls?" replied Pinochio.

© 1996 Peter Langston