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The Woman'S Guide To What A Man Is Really Saying

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun,  8 Sep 96 13:36:00 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Woman'S Guide To What A Man Is Really Saying

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Here is the woman's guide to what a man is really saying...

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired" = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
	you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.

"I love you too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like your new hairstyle." = I liked it better before.

"Let's talk."= I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
	and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I might as well get tax benefits for going through
	these "talks"

© 1996 Peter Langston