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21 Aug
Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 21 Aug 96 12:25:46 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Live Beasts!  One-on-one pacts!

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: "Kurt J. Lidl" <lidl@va.pubnix.com>
Forwarded-by: Andy Quintana <cynical@clark.net>
Forwarded-by: Dan Blumenfeld <djb@dartmouth.edu>

OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

660		- Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI		- Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000	- Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666		- Number of the Millibeast
/ 666		- Beast Common Denominator
666 (-1)^(1/2)	- Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010	- Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again?
		- Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666		- Area code of the Beast
00666		- Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts!  One-on-one pacts!  Call Now!
                Only $6.66/minute.  Over 18 only please.
$665.95		- Retail price of the Beast
$699.25		- Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95		- Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66		- Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66		- Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666	- Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666	- Way of the Beast
666 F		- Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k		- Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg		- Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 %		- 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank,
		  $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6	- Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66	- Word Processor of the Beast
i66686		- CPU of the Beast
666i		- BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised)
		- Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
664, 668	- Next-door neighbors of the Beast

© 1996 Peter Langston