Fun_People Archive
18 Aug
A Few Politically Correct Terms

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 18 Aug 96 23:40:50 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: A Few Politically Correct Terms

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 Alive:		Temporarily metabolically abled.
 Bald:		Follicularly challenged.
 Body Odor:	Nondiscretionary fragrance.
 Clumsy:	Uniquely coordinated.
 Dead:		Living impaired.
 Dirty Old Man:	Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
 Dishonest:	Ethically disoriented.
 Fail:		Acheive a deficiency.
 Fat:		Horizontally challenged.
 Ignorant:	Knowledge-based nonpossessor.
 Lazy:		Motivationally deficient.
 Panhandler:	Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
 Perverted:	Sexually dysfunctional.
 Pregnant:	Parasitically opressed.
 Serial-Killer:	Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
 Short:		Vertically challanged.
 Spendthrift:	Negative saver.
 Stoned:	Chemically inconvenienced.
 Ugly:		Cosmetically different.
 Unemployed:	Involuntarily leisured.
 Vagrant:	Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
 Worst:		Least best.
 Wrong:		Differently logical.

© 1996 Peter Langston