Fun_People Archive
15 Aug
You Know You're in Oklahoma When...

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 15 Aug 96 09:52:20 -0700
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Subject: You Know You're in Oklahoma When...


	The Top Eight Ways to Know You're in Oklahoma

1) You know you're in Oklahoma when your home is mobile and your car isn't.

2) You know you're in Oklahoma when Happy Hour is the drive from Tulsa to
Muskogee.

3) You know you're in Oklahoma when you have four generations living under
one roof and no one's over 36.

4) You know you're out in the country when you have a Laz-E-Boy recliner on
your lawn, but you know you're in Oklahoma when you've got a Rottweiler
sitting in it.

5) You know you're in Oklahoma when you purchase a washer and dryer and the
store doesn't bother installing it, they just toss it in your front yard
with the other large appliances.

6) You know you're in Oklahoma when scientists are trying to unravel the
mysteries of the tornado and your neighbor already has one tied up behind
the double-wide.

7) You know you're in Oklahoma when your idea of landscape design is getting
drunk and firing up the riding mower.

8) You know you're in Oklahoma when you can smoke cigarettes and listen to
loud country music...and you're in the meat department.

© 1996 Peter Langston