Fun_People Archive
13 Aug
and now, ladies and germs... Bob Dole!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 13 Aug 96 12:14:17 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: and now, ladies and germs... Bob Dole!

Forwarded-by: Bea Lackaff <beal@comtch.iea.com>
Forwarded-by: Charlie Cockey <chasfant@ix.netcom.com>
[forwards stalled in committee]

 A verbatim account of a segment of a Bob Dole appearance a week or so
 ago at a cotton cooperative in Bakersfield, California:

 "My wife was here six days last week, and she'll be back
 next week, and she does an outstanding job.  And when I'm
 elected, she will not be in charge of health care.  Don't
 worry about it.  Or in charge of anything else.  (Muffled
 crowd gasp.) I didn't say that.  It did sort of go through
 my mind.  But she may have a little blood bank in the White
 House.  But that's all right.  We need it.  It doesn't cost
 you anything.  These days, it's not all you give at the
 White House - your blood.  You have to give your file.  I
 keep wondering if mine's down there.  Or my dog.  I got a
 dog named Leader.  I'm not certain they've got a file on
 Leader.  He's a schnauzer.  I think he's been cleaned.
 We've had him checked by the vet but not by the FBI or the
 White House.  He may be suspect, but in any event, we'll get
 into that later.  Animal rights or something of that kind.
 But this is a very serious election."

© 1996 Peter Langston