Fun_People Archive
13 Aug
The three tests

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 13 Aug 96 01:00:21 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The three tests

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A guy walks into a bar and reads the sign hanging over the bar:
	  FREE BEER - FREE BEER - FREE BEER
	FOR ANY PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TESTS!
So the guy asks the bartender what the tests are.

"First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE
thing at once AND, you can't make a face while doing it.  Second, there's
an angry 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your
bare hands.  Third, there's a woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm.
You gotta make things right for her.

The man thinks to himself, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't
do it.  You'd have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and they
get crazier from there."

But as time passes and the man drinks, he gets restless.  Finally, he asks,
"Wherezat teeqeelah?"  He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and
downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.

Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most
frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.  The man staggers back into
the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches, bites, and bruises all over him.

"Now" he says "Wherezat woman with the sore tooth?"

© 1996 Peter Langston