Fun_People Archive
14 Jul
Listen to WHAT?!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 14 Jul 96 10:42:02 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Listen to WHAT?!

From: RONCOLE@delphi.com (Ron Cole)

This is the exact quote heard at an auto repair shop in Boone, North
Carolina.  It was heard by our current housemate, so it is a true story.
It was spewed out by an old lady, probably in her 80s, and one of those that
is so short she can barely reach the steering wheel.  She said this to the
mechanics as they were all probably on break, so everyone got to hear it...

"Can somebody get on their hands and knees and listen to my rear end because
there is a growling noise coming out of it."

I'm thinking about framing this and giving it to my mechanic as a gift...

© 1996 Peter Langston