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9 Jul
Er, Oz Is At It... Ok?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  9 Jul 96 00:03:46 -0700
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Subject: Er, Oz Is At It... Ok?

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Warning: Democrat humor; not for the easily offended.
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Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bob Packwood are traveling in a car together
in the midwest.  A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and
tosses them thousands of yards away.  When they come to and extract
themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the Land of Oz. They
decide to go see the Wizard of Oz.

Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."

Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."

Packwood says, "Where's Dorothy?"

© 1996 Peter Langston