Fun_People Archive
13 Jun
Rejected State Mottos

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 13 Jun 96 12:39:45 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Rejected State Mottos

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
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ALABAMA:	Literacy Ain't Everything
ARIZONA:	Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds.
ARKANSAS:	At Least We're not Oklahoma
CALIFORNIA:	Nobody's actually from here.
COLORADO:	Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here.
FLORIDA:	Elephant Graveyard; where old Republicans go to die.
FLORIDA:	The Gunshine State
IDAHO:		Nothing here.
ILLINOIS:	Gateway to Iowa
KANSAS:		Hayfever capital of the Midwest.
KENTUCKY:	Tobacco is a Vegetable
LOUISIANA:	Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you.
MAINE:		For Sale
MICHIGAN:	Land of the free, home of the Buick.
MINNESOTA:	Not Sweden, but we try to act like it.
MISSOURI:	Gateway to Kansas.
MONTANA:	Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
NEBRASKA:	More corn than Kansas.
NEVADA:		More Weirdos than Alaska (Warmer Too).
NEW JERSEY:	You Have the Right to Remain Silent,
			You Have the Right to an Attorney ...
NEW MEXICO:	Lizards Make Excellent Pets
NORTH CAROLINA:	Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
OHIO:		Don't Judge us by Cleveland
OREGON:		As pretty as California but not as weird.
PENNSYLVANIA:	Cook with Coal
SOUTH DAKOTA:	Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE:	The Educashun State
TEXAS:		Si Hablo Ingles
UTAH:		Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus
WISCONSIN:	Land of funny accents.

© 1996 Peter Langston