Fun_People Archive
11 Jun
Top Twenty ValueJet Advertising Slogans

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 11 Jun 96 13:36:28 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Top Twenty ValueJet Advertising Slogans

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     Top Twenty ValueJet Advertising Slogans:

      1.) ValueJet:  When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.

      2.) ValueJet:  We're Amtrak with wings.

      3.) Join our frequent near-miss programs.

      4.) On certain flights, every section is a smoking section.

      5.) Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

      6.) Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.

      7.) Are our jets too noisy?  Don't Worry.  We'll turn them off.

      8.) Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

      9.) Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

     10.) You think it's so easy, get your own damned plane!

     11.) Which will fall faster: our stock price or our planes?

     12.) The kids will love our inflatable slides.

     13.) Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose!

     14.) ValueJet:  We may be landing on your street!

     15.) ValueJet:  Terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

     16.) Bring a bathing suit.

     17.) Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks.
          We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

     18.) That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best
          pilots.

     19.) Fly ValueJet.  Find out if there really is a God.

     20.) ValueJet:  A real man lands where he wants to.

© 1996 Peter Langston