Fun_People Archive
3 Jun
Duck Food?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  3 Jun 96 17:05:57 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Duck Food?

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Keith Sullivan <KSullivan@worldnet.att.net>
Forwarded-by: Mike West on KMTT, (103.7 FM Seattle)

A duck waddles into a grocery store and asks the clerk, "do you have any
duck food?"  "No, we don't have duck food and we don't serve ducks.  This
is a grocery store.  Get out of here."

The next morning the duck waddles into the same grocery store and again asks
the same clerk, "Do you have any duck food?"  The clerk, speaking slowly and
distinctly, says, "NO!  I told you yesterday that we don't have duck food
and we don't serve ducks.  Get out of my store and don't come back!"

The next morning, sure enough, the duck enters the same grocery store and
once again asks the clerk, "Do you have any duck food?"  The clerk screams,
"NO!  WE DON'T AND IF YOU COME IN HERE ASKING FOR DUCK FOOD ONE MORE TIME
I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR LITTLE WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"

The next morning the duck enters the grocery store and asks the clerk, "Do
you have any nails?"  Amazed, the clerk says, "No, we're a grocery store;
we don't carry nails.  "Good," says the duck.  "Do you have any duck food?"

© 1996 Peter Langston